Today i make a stand, today i say “who are these people on the internet saying things are good or bad?”, they are anyone, i am anyone, i choose to judge blogs. My plan, a blog that reviews other blogs in hopes to fight poor reviewing.
Now for me to judge a blog i think there needs to be a standard like a 10/10 or like moby dick the novel. well I will be comparing all blog sites to the amazing Teapots Teapots Teapots - http://teapotsteapotsteapots.blogspot.com/
Which i personally feel is the closest anyone can come to perfection and i will explain how teapots teapots teapots has changed my life in a very real way, and allowed me to overcome a severe crisis in my personal life. It is well know in the blog community the the premise of “teapots teapots teapots” is expressing passion and teapots together for the reason of attracting things in life that you desire and need. before finding this site, i knew nothing of the love for teapots, teapot collecting, cute teapot shaped things like earrings and had actually engaged in reckless behaviors that endangered my own life and teapots.
At age 16 i was being grounded all the time for being intoxicated and threatening my mother to smash the family teapot, she finally drew the line when she discovered i had drunkenly defecated in the family heirloom for the third time and i was forced out of my home, i obviously had an alcohol problem and a deep intense disrespect for teapots, I was inviting destructive influences into my life. i thought a lot about teapots over the next few years as i drifted in and out of different homes and would tell everyone “What a bitch, its just a fucken tea pot and i need to go to the toilet on 3 separate occasions and it was close to me” then my gay friend Testicals Butt Face sent me the link to teapots teapots teapots which I read all 5 years worth of content, i felt every emotion happyness, saddness, laugherness, hunger and mild appetite loss. And it just clicked teapots are like best thing in the world.
It showed me a teapot says, "Sit down, dear. Relax. How are you? Cream? Sugar? Lemon, perhaps?" not “Sit down, dear. Relax. Defecate in me it will be hilarious”. Now before you all get on your high horse “this isn’t a review blog you fucken dickhead” well that's where your wrong they show you that all teapots are amazing there is no such thing as a bad teapot only a misunderstood teapot.
- teapots teapots teapots i give you ten thousand teapots of ten thousand teapots. Please share your teapot stories with us in the form of a comment
