Turtle lived at a house and i was there all the time, "live nudes" (other house mate) and 1000-cigarettes (the other female housemate) all ended up single and slightly depressed. Then one day we thought "lets try to have a lot of sex with a lot of different people" in hopes it would fix this depression. This resulted in the competition:
The rules:
- 10 points: sex (that is vaginas and penises together)
- anal: 15 points
- evidence (eg photos or undies): 5 points
- the assist: 2 points (wing man or other actions that result in other getting sex)
- sex with a ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend: -10 points
- headjob with an ex: -3 points
- threesome: 40 points
- sex with someone double your age: 20 points
- same sex: 100 points (only in the hopes that 1000 cigarettes would have hot lesbian sex)
- if you do not cum during sex you are disqualified for "not getting shit done"
- double points on opening ceremony
- sex with ex's best friend: 50 points
We thought that there was to be no winning trophy instead you had more sex then everyone and get bragging rights. Meaning that there was only a losing trophy which was suggested to be a fish tank filled with the old condoms that the other contestants used through out the competition
the suggested names of the competition:
- how many people 1000-cigarettes can sleep with more then us
- so you think you can sex people
- who can tick the most people into sex while drunk
Turtle was quite upset because he stated if the competition was "Time spent having sex" he would have won because he was having heaps of it just with the wrong people.
Final scores after December
Live nudes 10 points
1000 ciggs 10 points
Turtle -41 points
Hawk 12 points
Thou I may have won, I feel like we all won. Thats it, computer off, time for bed. Till next time may wet dreams come your way.
