crisis meeting friends (all none of you) i am slightly freaking out (cue music)
No one is reading this blog, i mean no one, even this post its self? doesnt make a lick of sense? Well i am going to change that all, right now.
Step 1. SPAM! heaps, it will involve a lot of post in a lot forums which may sound a little something like this "rofl!!! Oh Mai gawd laughed so hard but really guys if you like funni shit check out this web site I found so goooddd" and so on and so forth
Step 2. This post. Now i am going to add some popular phrases that people will search regularly on the internets and in turn lead them to here. Feel free to skip the rest of this paragraph. "I love Justin Beber" "who is Justin Beber" "lesbians that look like Justin Beber" "free porn" "I have been watching heaps of porn and now my computer is fucked!!! Help please" " meth recipe using house hold ingredients" " legal addvice for drug production charges" "facebook" "Wikipedia" " best nipple slips of 1971" "what do the mushrooms that get you high look like"
Step 3. Fake people - made up to comment this blog #see bellow
Step 4. The false promise of free stuff 34 blog comment get a year supply of French onion dip!
Step 5. Actually post interesting stuff - on a regular basis (I don't know about this one someone suggested it, what do they know)
So there we go lack of people reading fixed *slaps hands together imaginary internet dust flies away*
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